College Graduation Gift Books

It’s almost that time of year again, where millions of college students will take the march to “Pomp and Circumstance” and graduate. Make sure you celebrate this important milestone by giving the graduate a book from the 'Everything I Learned' series.

All titles in the 'Everything I Learned' series feature a 84 page book with a single punch line in Chapter 1 that  sums up all the knowledge about a particular subject followed by blank pages. 

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   Books By Subject (93 Titles)

• Accounting
  Punch line 1: When you take one down, pass it around, there is one less.
  Punch line 2: (Nothing!)
• Art History
  Punch line 1: The most aesthetically pleasing degree available.
  Punch line 2: (Nothing!)
• College
  Punch line 1: I am officially ready for entry level.
  Punch line 2: Why isn't it called a Bachelorette Degree?
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• College - Extended Edition
  Punch line 1: Sometimes, great things take a little extra time.
  Punch line 2: Five is the new four anyway.
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Biology
  Punch line 1: True fashion: designer genes.
  Punch line 2: Time to get a job and attend staph meetings.
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Business
  Punch line 1: I am officially ready for entry level.
  Punch line 2: "Internship" sounds incredibly similar to "internment."
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Chemical Engineering
  Punch line 1: The cure for a hangover is two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen.
  Punch line 2: Keep your ion the target.
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Chemistry
  Punch line 1: The cure for a hangover is two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen.
  Punch line 2: Keep your ion the target.
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Civil Engineering
  Punch line 1: There is nothing civil about engineering.
  Punch line 2: (Nothing!)
• Communications
  Punch line 1: Huh?
  Punch line 2: Could you repeat that? 
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Computer Science
  Punch line 1: "Hello Beer."
  Punch line 2: variable graduate=sum(freshman:senior);  
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Criminal Justice
  Punch line 1: The only degree to give out a diploma and a hand gun.
  Punch line 2: Dusting for prints won't help figure out who drank the last of the milk.
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Economics
  Punch line 1: The supply of beer will never meet the demand.
  Punch line 2: Two lines crossing, got it.  
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Education
  Punch line 1: It's like babysitting, with a curriculum.
  Punch line 2: Having summers off should never end.  
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Electrical Engineering
  Punch line 1: You can't spell geek without double "E"
  Punch line 2: (Nothing!)
• Engineering
  Punch line 1: ngineering, enineering, egineering, engineerig. A lot of math.
  Punch line 2: (Nothing!)
• English
  Punch line 1: You done college good.
  Punch line 2: In college, A bee sees 'dese effs.
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Environmental Engineering
  Punch line 1: Tree hugging lite.
  Punch line 2: (Nothing!)
• Geology
  Punch line 1: Rocks are gneiss.
  Punch line 2: (Nothing!)
• History
  Punch line 1: 1492: Columbus sailed the to America. 1945: World War II ends. 2010: You'll never have to remember dates again.
  Punch line 2: (Nothing!)
• Information Technology
  Punch line 1: Practice saying "Did you try the on button?"
  Punch line 2: Bachelors = Degree 1.0
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Journalism
  Punch line 1: Who would have thought keeping a diary would lead to a degree?
  Punch line 2: (Nothing!)
• Law
  Punch line 1: Seven. It takes seven lawyers to screw in a light bulb.
  Punch line 2: There was nothing brief about the lectures.  
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Marketing
  Punch line 1: The five P's: Product, Price, Placement, Promotion, and Partying .
  Punch line 2: Change the packaging, change the price, change the world.
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Mathematics
  Punch line 1: When you take one down, pass it around, there is one less.
  Punch line 2: Friends don't let friends derive drunk.  
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• MBA
  Punch line 1: Turns out you were too old to relive undergrad.
  Punch line 2: It's not drinking, it's a networking opportunity.  
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Mechanical Engineering
  Punch line 1: Coming Soon!
  Punch line 2: (Nothing!)
• Music
  Punch line 1: C's get degrees. C Sharp gets the Dean's List.
  Punch line 2: (Nothing!)
• Nuclear Engineering
  Punch line 1: Everyone pronounces it wrong: it's "en-gin-eer-ing."
  Punch line 2: (Nothing!)
• Nursing
  Punch line 1: Did they have to spend a whole semester on bed pans?
  Punch line 2: (Nothing!)
• Philosophy
  Punch line: I thought, therefore I got.
  Punch line 2: Better to starve than to lose your innocence in the process of getting your degree.
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Physics
  Punch line 1: It's a good thing Newton wasn't sitting under a coconut tree.
  Punch line 2: (Nothing!)
• Political Science
  Punch line 1: The only BA in BS.
  Punch line 2: (Nothing!)
• Psychology
  Punch line 1: Year one: Shadows. After that, it's all about your mother.
  Punch line 2: (Nothing!)
• Theater
  Punch line 1: To graduate or not to graduate?  That was our question.
  Punch line 2: Once more into the job market, my friend.
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)

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Best Sellers in Graduation

• College
  Punch Line: I am officially ready for entry level.

    

   

• College - Extended Edition
  Punch Line: Sometimes, great things take a little extra time.

   

• Business
  Punch Line: I am officially ready for entry level.

    

    

• Engineering
  Punch Line: ngineering, enineering, egineering, engineerig. A lot of math.

    

• Law
  Punch Line: Seven. It takes seven lawyers to screw in a light bulb.