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Frequently Asked Questions

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Q: How do I make my own punch line?
A: Click on the Create Your Own Link here or on the top right corner of this page.

Q: What payment methods do you accept?
A: Debit or Credit Cards (Visa, Mastercard, Amex, Discover) or Pizza (Well, maybe not pizza. But remember tipping the pizza delivery guy in college with beer? That was awesome.)

Q: How much time does shipping take?
A: It depends on what you purchase. Books with punch lines take about 5-12 business days to arrive. Expedited services are available if you need books in a hurry. Custom books can take a few days more.

Q: What is the percentage of Zilly Books customers that are left handed?
A: We think 15%ish give or take 0.1%.

Q: Can books be shipped directly to the recipient?
A: Yes, when ordering either a book with a punch line or a create your own book, you will be prompted for the shipping address. Please put the recipients shipping information in at this point.

Q: How did you think up the 'Everything I Learned' books?
A: That is a great question. It all began a long, long time ago in a faraway place somewhere on Route 51 between Spavinaw and Stillwater, OK. We were traveling with a Himalayan Sherpa and lady named Molly from the grand Isle of Ireland. After a night filled with some drinking, story telling, and other good natured antics, we were forced to spend the next day dodging a tornado. Never having encountered a tornado before, we felt their needed to be a way to quickly sum up everything we needed to know about tornadoes. That's when we met a life long tornado chaser named Warren and asked him what he learned about tornadoes. He said, "Everything I learned is that tornadoes are windy." That's how the 'Everything I Learned' books came to be. Alright, that's not really how it happened. But that would have been great, right?

Q: Do you ship internationally?
A: At this point we are only able to offer shipping to the United States. We are looking into offering this service soon. Please follow us on Facebook, Twitter, or the Blog for updates.

Q: Who invented liquid soap and why?
A: We're not sure. We think it's some Dutch guy. Try this Google search for an answer.

Q: What are the refund and return policies?
A: Since all books are custom printed at the time of your order, we can not offer returns or refunds on any orders unless there is a manufacturing defect. Please double check your order before purchasing books.

Q: If a train left Denver traveling 55 mph and another train left Chicago traveling at 48 mph, what city would they meet?
A: Um, we were told there would be no math on this exam.

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