Create Your Own Punch Line!

Couldn't find the perfect punch line?  That's ok.  We offer customizable books from the "Everything I Learned" series.  It's simple.  Choose the topic and cover you are interested in from the list below, then add your punch line.**  Once you have typed in the punch line, add the book to the cart and checkout using Google Checkout.

Customized books are $19.95 + S&H.  Generally, it takes 3-7 business days for the book to be printed and then another 2-5 business days of shipping time.  Each custom book is the same as our regular "Everything I Learned" line of books except with your punch line written in chapter 1 followed by blank pages.

Customize By Topic


**Terms and Conditions on Customized Books

  • All sales are finals.  No refunds will be offered unless there was a manufacturing defect.  Please check spelling when submitting punch lines.
  • No profane, vulgar, or hateful punch lines will be allowed.  We reserve the right to cancel your order if the joke you have selected is in poor taste.  A good rule of thumb is that if you couldn't say it on daytime network TV or the radio, we won't print it.  All cancelled orders will be subject to a $1.30 cancellation fee.  If you want to check with us first, feel free to contact us here.
  • All orders will only be shipped to the United States. Shipping is flat rate at $8.99 for an order. Orders submitted to be shipped to areas outside the United States will be cancelled. All cancelled orders will be subject to a $1.30 cancellation fee.

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