Gag Birthday Gift Books

Looking for the perfect gag birthday gift ideas that is sure to get everyone laughing?  Zilly Books offers numerous birthday books by age.  Look at the list below. 

All books in the Everything I Learned series feature a professionally bound 84 page book that features a single punch line in Chapter 1 that  sums up all the knowledge about a particular subject followed by blank pages.  These gift gag books will make for a humorous birthday celebration.

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    Books By Age (43 Titles)

• Turning 16
  Punch line 1: You want a car? Get a job.
  Punch line 2: You can drive a car, but you still have to go to school.
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Turning 18
  Punch line 1: Get out.
  Punch line 2: Step 1: Washer. Step 2: Dryer. Step 3: Fold.
  Punch line 3: Step 1: Turn on oven. Step 2: Take pizza from box. Step 3: Cook.
  Punch line 4: (Nothing!)
• Turning 21
  Punch line 1: From now on, you will be happy to be carded.
  Punch line 2: Every 20 year old is your new best friend.
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Turning 25
  Punch line 1: Tomorrow you will be closer to 50 than 0.
  Punch line 2: A quarter century. Say it out loud.
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Turning 30
  Punch line: I'm no longer in my 20s. Repeat.
  Punch line 2: Your stories from high school are over 10 years old.
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Turning 40
  Punch line 1: I'm no longer in my 30's. Repeat.
  Punch line 2: Get used to the words agile, distinguished, spry, and old.
  Punch line 3: Keep saying that 40 is the new 20.
  Punch line 4: (Nothing!)
• Turning 50
  Punch line 1: Be careful, you're not in your 40's anymore.
  Punch line 2: Half a century. Say it out loud.
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Turning 60
  Punch line 1: "Happy Birthday." No, I said "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
  Punch line 2: Birthday cakes with enough candles for your age are banned by the fire marshal.
  Punch line 3: (Nothing!)
• Turning 65
  Punch line 1: Hello senior discount!
  Punch line 2: Finally, dinner at 4 pm is allowed.
  Punch line 3: "Happy Birthday." No, I said "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
  Punch line 4: (Nothing!)
• Turning 70
  Punch line 1: All those years of getting haircuts seem pointless now.
  Punch line 2: "Happy Birthday." No, I said "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"
  Punch line 4: (Nothing!)

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Best Sellers in Birthday

• Turning 16
  Punch Line: You want a car? Get a job.

    

   

• Turning 18
  Punch Line: Get out.

   

   

   

• Turning 21
  Punch Line: From now on, you will be happy to be carded.

    

• Turning 25
  Punch Line: Tomorrow you will be closer to 50 than 0.

   

    

• Turning 30
  Punch Line: I'm no longer in my 20s. Repeat.