Everything I Learned ^TM Gag Books

Condensing a lifetime's worth of knowledge into a single punch line, the Everything I Learned series of gag books make the perfect gift for graduations, birthdays, holidays, and career milestones.  Make sure you celebrate any important event by giving a book from the "Everything I Learned" series. 

These books provide a comprehensive guide designed to encapsulate a lifetime's worth of information in a clear and concise format.  Begin browsing the over 350 available titles in the categories above.

About the Gag Books

All titles in the 'Everything I Learned' series feature a 84 page book with a single punch line in Chapter 1 that  sums up all the knowledge about a particular subject followed by blank pages.  For every subject there are multiple punch line options including a blank book without a punch line showing just how little the recipient of the gag gift has learned!

Create Your Own Gag Book

Don't see a book and punch line that fits your particular needs? Learn more about creating a customized "Everything I Learned" book here.

Gifts for under $10!

We know you are on a budget.  Our products are priced starting at less than $10. Begin browsing for the perfect gift in one of the topics below.

 

Book Testimonials

"These books are hilarious!  It was a perfect gift for my nephew."-Aunt Bee

 “The Illiad. Moby Dick. Everything I Learned. The next evolution of human thought on paper.”-The New York Tribune

"My dad fell on the floor he was laughing so hard when we gave him the book."-Daughter

 “Zilly Books has revolutionized the approach to summarizing the college experience.”-Chicago Moon Times

"It was the perfect inexpensive graduation gift for my college roommate."-Friend

"’Everything I Learned’ should be the cornerstone of everyone’s personal library.”-Wall Street Chronicle

 “The accuracy of ‘Everything I Learned’ will bring tears to your eyes.”-The Garlic